Just For Fun

Defining “cool” isn’t precisely objective. It’s not lost on me that this list includes na beer tshirts repping brands that I happen to think are cool. But if you’re in the market to find merch to promote some cool brands from the sober scene, you might find these as cool as I do.

Mash Gang

This fully nonalcoholic brewery out of the United Kingdom has been wowing near beer nerds for a while now. They’re canning some really interesting beers, and have put a lot of effort into can art. That fun can art lends itself perfectly to cool t-shirts.

Unfortunately, these aren’t available to ship to the United States yet, but in February they are planning a soft launch of a few products here. Hopefully they’ll continue to expand their options here and it’ll include t-shirts. In the meantime, here’s their merch shop of items available in the UK.

Go Brewing

As one of the faster growing fully non-alcoholic beer brewers in the United States, there’s good reason to proudly wear the Go Brewing name. Their beers are gaining popularity pretty quickly and that means their company is growing fast.

For those of us that like cool merch, Go Brewing doesn’t disappoint. They’ve got t-shirts and hoodies and hats–pretty much something for everyone. Checkout their merch store here.

NA Brewskey

My pal NA Brewskey in Pennsylvania isn’t just a big fan of near beers, but also takes seriously the job of tasting every one he can find. As an influential voice in the non-alc beer scene, he also has a little merch shop. You can order here off Printify.

BRULO

This Scottish alcohol-free beer brewer first hit the scene in 2019. Their beers are known to be great, but their aesthetic and can art is also pretty great. They’ve got a decent merch shop here where you can grab anything from fancy glasses to socks. If you’re wanting to rep a brand without outing yourself as an NA beer nut, their shirts are super artistic, but only other near beer nerds are going to know what BRULO is when they see it. It’s like being in a secret club.

N/ATION Beer

This website celebrates a love of non-alcoholic beer with reviews, a podcast, and plenty of great reading. To help celebrate all the work this site produces, you can rock a t-shirt with a cartoony and cool little walking mug. You can purchase on Etsy here.